Are you ever too old to get a tattoo?
With celebs such as Cheryl Cole, Cara Delevigne, and Miley Cyrus decorating every inch of their bodies with the inky art, tattoos have become associated with 20-something rebellious rock stars. But can you ever be too old to get a tattoo? Healthista editor Anna Magee offers her thoughts
âOh youâre such a cliché,â said my colleague when I announced, on the day that I turned 37, that I was getting a tattoo and that it would be an âom symbol on my crutch.â âOf course it willâ, she said rolling her eyes. I was in the middle of my kundalini meditation phase and it seemed apt. Nine years later and I still havenât done it.
Now and then something will come up: Cheryl Coleâs big rosey bum cheeks, Miley Cyrusâs 18 various bits of everything, Cara Delevigneâs lion-on-the finger and Iâm reminded of that niggling voice, not so much whispering but shouting drunk and reckless at the end of the night: âDo it, do it, you know you want to.â
Cole and Co are varying degrees of 12 so I always thought I was too old, too square and too middle class for it. But even BBC presenter and general national treasure David Dimbleby got a tattoo of a scorpion on his right shoulder a couple of years ago. He is 75. âYouâre only old once,â he said, claiming that for him finally getting one was a dream come true.
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I have my own dreams of late onset ink but there are various reasons Iâve yet to realise them. At 24 the pattern is simple: get drunk, decide itâs a moment that needs marking, head to local tattoo parlour, make friends with biker owner, choose random Maori symbol and itâs finished â" all in one night. Then however bad the result youâve a permanent homage to your mis-spent youth or at least that special night. What would I mark? My second mortgage? Finding a high-interest pension fund? The X-Factor final?
At 46, I attacked Project Tatt with the same control freakery I did when researching the most eco-friendly washer dryers on Which.com. Instead of having a few lagers and heading down to my local tattoo parlour, just opposite the West Ham stadium and getting a nearby football hooligan to dawdle on my leg before asking the artist to go to work on his design, I Googled âThe UKâs best tattoo artistsâ then did a ring around quizzing each one about which regulatory bodies they belonged to and what precautions they had in place should I have an allergic reaction. I also asked a young person in the office: âAmong your friends who have tattoos, is there someone they might recommend I go to with good qualifications?â She looked at me like I had three heads before showing me her super-inked friend on Twitter who, on a recent night out, had her boyfriend draw a picture she later that same night had tattooed all the way from her knee to her ankle.
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I have been eliciting opinions, getting pros and cons and trying to decide on the right design for the last seven years.
Right now a big eagle, wings flared on my bicep would do nicely thank you very much. In my head, it would say to the world: âthis my moment to flyâ.
When I told my husband the eagle idea he asked âIs it some kind of American thing?â Right, maybe not an eagle. Â Perhaps the word âNEWâ in stark black letters across my left shoulder just in case anyone thinks I am old. The obvious next step was to have a meeting with my graphic designer friend to decide on exactly the right font. Is this a Helvetica kind of message or would Trebuchet say âModern woman. Not oldâ better? Perhaps I could commission her to create a stencil from which the tattoo artist could work. Too much?
If youâre in your 40s and you want ink no one gets it. All my middle aged, chattering class, chardonnay friends had an opinion of the same predictable ilk: horror with a sprinkling of snobbery that a mid 40s woman would be considering which tattoo designs would suit which body parts instead of watching Homeland and looking at Boden winter knits. I mooted the point with a 40-something friend. âTattoos on the middle-aged are tragic,â he said. âAt 75 Dimblebyâs got nothing to lose, you have plenty to lose, mostly peopleâs respect. If you get a tattoo youâd better hide it when youâre out with meâ. Ouch. For me, a tattoo now would be a symbol of my progression into middle age that said: âYeh well, Iâm not going to hide away and although this isnât something women my age do, here it is anyway.â For everyone else it was one thing: pathetic.
Still I feel closer than ever to finally going through with it and last night I told my husband that this is it, I am definitely doing it this time. He said the single thing he knew would terrify me into postponing my dream yet again: âwhat do you think your mother would say?â Wonder what fonts will be in fashion in nine years from now?
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Annaâs the editor here at Healthista.com. Formerly Health Director on Red, she now spends her life talking to health experts, testing the latest in treatments, gadgetry, products, trends and classes relating to womenâs wellbeing and editing this site into the sparkly monster you see here before you!
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